"I was 'Sleeping!'"


I'm not sure why this excuse is still being used...when I was first experimenting with guys I had a friend who would pull me into a bedroom, unbutton his pants, grab my hand and put it on his zipper and then somehow "fall asleep" one second later. He was able to get out of his clothing if things went the way he wanted them to, and he woke up moments after cumming, but somehow slept through the whole middle part. I didn't buy it then, and I don't buy it here, but the guys are kind of attractive.

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