So here's "The Situation"

If you never saw the MTV show Jersey Shore, count yourself lucky, because it is not a good show by any stretch of the imagination. Much like most of what MTV makes now, it is like a traffic accident, you know you shouldn't look, but once you've seen it you cannot pull away. Well, I had not seen this show for a very long time, but heard about the people on it, including "The Situation." Yes, he really does go by that name, but I have no idea why. But one day while flipping through channels it was on and I glanced for one second too long...